I'll Take a 2 Year Old Please

I'd like to put in an order for a 2 year old, please.

Now, I'm not talking about being pregnant for 2 years and 9 months and giving birth to a 2 year old. I'm talking about a normal gestation and then just miraculously having a 2 year old.

Is it weird to say that my almost-1-year-old Monkey doesn't like being the oldest?

I watch a 2 year old 2 Fridays and a month and they're the best 2 half days of my life. Monkey adores having her here. He quietly plays on the floor with her, watches every move she makes, he truly adores her! She shares with him and is ever so patient when he snatches the toy she's playing with. I can get anything and everything done that I want it, it's wonderful! I don't have a bored 1 year old following me around the house whining at me because he wants 100% of my attention.

I'll take a 2 year old, please!